neotheresa:

MY POSTER FELL OFF MY WALL AGAIN. BITCH NUGGETS

Holy crap I think I might start using “bitch nuggets”.

lol

me: Oh what the fuck

friend: what happened?

me: this scenario I created in my head got intense

smalldisgruntledcorgi:

tardis-mind-palace:

smalldisgruntledcorgi:

fun things to do in front of nerdy boys

intentionally mix up zelda and link
mispronounce “anime”
refer to anime as “japanese kids cartoons”
pronounce pokemon as pokey-mon
respond to everything they say with “oh yeah my baby brother likes that!”

I am a nerdy boy and I assure you the only reactions you would get from this are crying or outbursts of rage

you act like your tears aren’t EXACTLY what i want

(Source: cephalodogs, via quirtle-quad)

Damian why?

bae: come over no ones home

me: what games do u have

silenthill:

bae: come over
me: i can’t im watching the house
bae: oh ok!! 💕
me: maybe another time!

silenthill:

bae: come over
me: i can’t im watching the house
bae: oh ok!! 💕
me: maybe another time!