baby: dd d dde..dd-da

dad: daddy? :)

baby: desu

dad: its a fucking weeb

horror movie opening scene

white girl: i dont like this abandoned insane asylum, zack.

white boy: come on, amanda, 10 years ago tonight, the famous blood skull killer committed his last murder right here and then vanished.

white girl: you're just trying to scare me.

white boy: lmao

they continue walking for a few seconds

*white couple hears noise*

white girl: babe what that??

white boy: i'll go investigate

*leaves her alone*

*choking noises*

white girl: zack!!!

white boy: ha ha just kidding!

white girl: asshole!

white boy: im just playin babe

white girl: that wasnt funny but ur still cute

*playful kiss*

*things turn sexy*

*hear noise*

white boy: i'll go investigate

*he leaves and then there's a silence for a long time*

*maybe a thud*

white girl: zack! this isnt funny anymore zack!

*she walks and he dead*

white girl: ahhh!!

*killer shows up with sickle or quirky weapon that distinguishes him from other horror movie villains*

white girl: ahhh!!!

*white girl runs*

*dead end*


*thinks she free n safe*

*guy catches her*

*cuts her*

*she dead*

opening title slashes across screen: BLOOD SLICE IN 3-D


Anonymous asked:

Manly, do you have a special senpai in your life?

El Psy Congroo Answer:


No, because not too long ago there was a secret tournament on a unmapped island in the Pacific. On this island all the senpais were gathered and forced to fight to the death to decide who is the true senpai. After becoming victorious I absorbed their awkward anime lead powers and inherited the title of “Senpai.”

I then sold the rights to my story to Hollywood.