Shoutout to people who can’t hear too well
they said “SHOUT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO CAN’T HEAR TOO WELL”
SAUERKRAUT FOR PEOPLE WHO HAVE NONE TO SELL?
MA, THEY’RE SELLING CHOCOLATE
baby: dd d dde..dd-da
dad: daddy? :)
dad: its a fucking weeb
white girl: i dont like this abandoned insane asylum, zack.
white boy: come on, amanda, 10 years ago tonight, the famous blood skull killer committed his last murder right here and then vanished.
white girl: you're just trying to scare me.
white boy: lmaothey continue walking for a few seconds *white couple hears noise*
white girl: babe what that??
white boy: i'll go investigate*leaves her alone* *choking noises*
white girl: zack!!!
white boy: ha ha just kidding!
white girl: asshole!
white boy: im just playin babe
white girl: that wasnt funny but ur still cute*playful kiss* *things turn sexy* *hear noise*
white boy: i'll go investigate*he leaves and then there's a silence for a long time* *maybe a thud*
white girl: zack! this isnt funny anymore zack!*she walks and he dead*
white girl: ahhh!!*killer shows up with sickle or quirky weapon that distinguishes him from other horror movie villains*
white girl: ahhh!!!*white girl runs* *dead end* *hides* *thinks she free n safe* *guy catches her* *cuts her* *she dead*
opening title slashes across screen: BLOOD SLICE IN 3-D
Manly, do you have a special senpai in your life?
El Psy Congroo Answer:
No, because not too long ago there was a secret tournament on a unmapped island in the Pacific. On this island all the senpais were gathered and forced to fight to the death to decide who is the true senpai. After becoming victorious I absorbed their awkward anime lead powers and inherited the title of “Senpai.”
I then sold the rights to my story to Hollywood.